Ananova Update 29 Apr. 2007
Because I haven't done it in a while and I felt like doing it now...
If I could get it here, I would use this soap.
Only in Texas could an ass literally be a key witness in a court case. But then, it is Texas, so go figure.
Just about the only way I'm going to get laid now is if I try to move to Holland.
You always hear the shit about cigarettes killing peoeple, but you don't hear enough about them saving lives.
I would hold out for the wedding dress from Little Mermaid. Because honestly, who wouldn't want the entire wedding party to see the bride to be in nothing but two small shells.
Further reason why you put casino's in places with nice temperate weather. And why you don't marry a crazy bitch if you have a disability.
Next time, put the hash in the tampon box instead of the sex toy.
And in other random sex news, This is why a blowjob from a stranger sounds like a good idea until you actually try to get one.
The people in China seems to get away with a lot of crazy shit for an oppressed people. Maybe they have too much free time.
If I could get it here, I would use this soap.
Only in Texas could an ass literally be a key witness in a court case. But then, it is Texas, so go figure.
Just about the only way I'm going to get laid now is if I try to move to Holland.
You always hear the shit about cigarettes killing peoeple, but you don't hear enough about them saving lives.
I would hold out for the wedding dress from Little Mermaid. Because honestly, who wouldn't want the entire wedding party to see the bride to be in nothing but two small shells.
Further reason why you put casino's in places with nice temperate weather. And why you don't marry a crazy bitch if you have a disability.
Next time, put the hash in the tampon box instead of the sex toy.
And in other random sex news, This is why a blowjob from a stranger sounds like a good idea until you actually try to get one.
The people in China seems to get away with a lot of crazy shit for an oppressed people. Maybe they have too much free time.
posted by rpalmeira at 2:22 AM
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