10 May 2006 - The Big Post

I've been madly busy lately but I have a bunch of different stories.

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Don't you love it when Cinderella get's voted as Playmate of the year!.

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Bad money. Bad Japanese Money. You stop fucking up my favorite beer and porno-comic dispensing machines.

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Some Chinese guy bought a used fighter jet from some other nimrod in Idaho and now he wants a refund. Maybe he paid with Japanese money?

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You know what's fun about honesty? Usually, it's funnier than the lies. Like a coach saying he drank too much to celebrate. Now that's impressive.

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And to round out the day, I have no way to preface this, other than to say that sometimes I just REALLY love Japan. Exploding underwear causes a bomb scare

2 May 2006

I don't even....I mean really you just.....honestly now, whoever thought up and wrote the proposal for this piece of research was a fucking genius and deserves some award. I don't even care what award. It could be a porn award for all I give a shit, but to scientifically determine that semen is an antidepressant is brilliant.