Wednesday, May 10, 2006

10 May 2006 - The Big Post

I've been madly busy lately but I have a bunch of different stories.

Don't you love it when Cinderella get's voted as Playmate of the year!.

Bad money. Bad Japanese Money. You stop fucking up my favorite beer and porno-comic dispensing machines.

Some Chinese guy bought a used fighter jet from some other nimrod in Idaho and now he wants a refund. Maybe he paid with Japanese money?

You know what's fun about honesty? Usually, it's funnier than the lies. Like a coach saying he drank too much to celebrate. Now that's impressive.

And to round out the day, I have no way to preface this, other than to say that sometimes I just REALLY love Japan. Exploding underwear causes a bomb scare

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

2 May 2006

I don't even....I mean really you just.....honestly now, whoever thought up and wrote the proposal for this piece of research was a fucking genius and deserves some award. I don't even care what award. It could be a porn award for all I give a shit, but to scientifically determine that semen is an antidepressant is brilliant.