Friday, August 25, 2006

24 Aug. 2006

So when is a penis pump better than a bomb? When your in front of TSA of course.

Sounds like the guy with the pump is almost as bright as The guy who shows up for a DUI hearing with a BAC of .20 And in case you're wonrdering the legal limit was 0.08.

Monday, August 21, 2006

Ok, so I've been busy. 20 Aug 2006

At least I haven't been praying so loudly that it gets me evicted.

I've not one for the whole poker fad that's going on, but I suppose with the right people and the right type of competition I could be made to be interested.

I'm not even sure, I mean, okay fine, I did just finish watching Grey's Anatomy, but still how the hell does one cope with the idea that there are about 100 reported cases of diphallus around the world. And yes, in case you were thinking it, break the word down into it's component parts "di" as in "two" and "phallus" as in cock. Yep, If you're the lucky one in 5.5M men you've got two cocks and would be a candidate for the next season of "who wants to be a porn star".

And in final news that I can only imagine women would find just as much, if not more interesting than getting double penetrated by one guy, someone got stuck waist deep in chocolate. Now granted I know the FDA allows certain amounts of shit like insect parts into chcolate, but I have think that putting your balls in my Snickers bar just doesn't jive well with FDA regulations.