23 Feb. 2006
If I were a mole rat I'd be screwed. So I could live longer. But I'm not and I can't get screwed so I won't live longer.
In non-mole-rat sex news, scientists have determined that sex with a partner is 400% more satisfying. Two things: 1) first this means that when Dick Cheney tells me to "go fuck myself" I can tell him that if bends over it'll be four times as satisfying after I pepper his face and 2) well duh.
Oh FUCK YES. MacGyver needs his own star on the walk of fame.
A university in Canada has banned WiFi because of possible health effects of the radio waves. What can I say? It's Canada. Well okay, I can say this: It's fucking freezing in Canada, I'd bet more people are going to die of goddamn frostbite than would from 11 Mbps of internet porn. You don't see them banning the fucking cold do you? Cell phones, microwaves, speeding hockey pucks, a runaway moose or two. Until these things get banned, let's keep some goddamn priorities people.
I know that pretty much nobody reads this, and the people who do don't give a fuck but sometimes I write some stuff for a podcast called Pacific Coast Hellway. On the Pacific Coast Highway a million dollar Ferrari got cut in half after running into a pole. Not that kind of pole you mole-rat freaks.
The city of San Fransisco is planning to turn dog shit into power. We're supposed to be considering a national energy policy that reduces dependence on foreign oil right? Why not start turning all that bullshit the Bush Administration keeps spewing into power. We'd cut out some oil usage there I bet. Coal too probably.
In non-mole-rat sex news, scientists have determined that sex with a partner is 400% more satisfying. Two things: 1) first this means that when Dick Cheney tells me to "go fuck myself" I can tell him that if bends over it'll be four times as satisfying after I pepper his face and 2) well duh.
Oh FUCK YES. MacGyver needs his own star on the walk of fame.
A university in Canada has banned WiFi because of possible health effects of the radio waves. What can I say? It's Canada. Well okay, I can say this: It's fucking freezing in Canada, I'd bet more people are going to die of goddamn frostbite than would from 11 Mbps of internet porn. You don't see them banning the fucking cold do you? Cell phones, microwaves, speeding hockey pucks, a runaway moose or two. Until these things get banned, let's keep some goddamn priorities people.
I know that pretty much nobody reads this, and the people who do don't give a fuck but sometimes I write some stuff for a podcast called Pacific Coast Hellway. On the Pacific Coast Highway a million dollar Ferrari got cut in half after running into a pole. Not that kind of pole you mole-rat freaks.
The city of San Fransisco is planning to turn dog shit into power. We're supposed to be considering a national energy policy that reduces dependence on foreign oil right? Why not start turning all that bullshit the Bush Administration keeps spewing into power. We'd cut out some oil usage there I bet. Coal too probably.
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