22 Feb. 2006

Sometimes I wake up in the morning and don't know what to wear. I usually just grab whatever is on the top of the pile that doesn't look like total shit. I don't think I have enough faith in people to be like this guy and let people on the internet decide what I'll wear. Because people on the internet are pretty much there for email and porn. And I'm not dressing as spam or Jenna Jameson.

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I'm not going to link to the original story because the dicussion is more interesting and leads to even more intereting places. But getting a reduced sentence because the step-daughter you sexually abused wasn't a virgin seems both fucking twisted and sickeningly amusing at the same time. I honestly feel bad for the girl. Shit like that shouldn't happen, no matter how much I might joke about it. But c'mon what fucking judge in his right mind would believe that just because the girl's seen a scholong that all of sudden it's not as bad. Makes you want to stand up and scream "What the fuck! go judge American Idol. douche!"

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In funnier foreign news, retired Japanese couples can't fucking stand each other. Especially not on a boat in the middle of the goddamn ocean for weeks at a time.