3 Feb. 2006
It's bad enough when someone has four ex-wives. I can't imagine being forced to marry four times in six months just because your parents hate each other.
When you have a huge bag of weed and someone steals it you don't go whining to the cops. Fucking idiot. Well, as MYN would say, at least it wasn't Wyoming. Pretty close though.
I've heard of drug mules, but never before have I heard of drug puppies. I bet they're cute little fuckers too so that the customs people don't notice when they start shitting ballons of heroin.
I know some first aid, I used to be CPR certified, and I'm in pretty decent health, but I'm certainly not a doctor. Reading some of the stories they have though I should consider going to med school. It would probably serve me better than law school at least.
Stupid human tricks often involve knives and former paratroopers. But they usually end in a funnier way.
I'm not very motivated to do many things. Motivated people scare me. Osama bin Laden, Pat Robertson, Dick Cheney, these are all very motivated people. It's crazy fuckers like these that make me wonder why we don't see many motivated minorities. Where's the pregnant chick who goes and blows up some right to life office? Where the gay guy who walks around beating up stright people just for being heteros? The NYT is running a story about some kid who walked into a gay bar with a hatchet and a handgun. Why he felt it necessary to have a hatchet if he's got a pistol is beyond me, but whatever. Point is, you don't hear about any butch dykes going around blowing up straight bars and that just seems wrong to me.
When you have a huge bag of weed and someone steals it you don't go whining to the cops. Fucking idiot. Well, as MYN would say, at least it wasn't Wyoming. Pretty close though.
I've heard of drug mules, but never before have I heard of drug puppies. I bet they're cute little fuckers too so that the customs people don't notice when they start shitting ballons of heroin.
I know some first aid, I used to be CPR certified, and I'm in pretty decent health, but I'm certainly not a doctor. Reading some of the stories they have though I should consider going to med school. It would probably serve me better than law school at least.
Stupid human tricks often involve knives and former paratroopers. But they usually end in a funnier way.
I'm not very motivated to do many things. Motivated people scare me. Osama bin Laden, Pat Robertson, Dick Cheney, these are all very motivated people. It's crazy fuckers like these that make me wonder why we don't see many motivated minorities. Where's the pregnant chick who goes and blows up some right to life office? Where the gay guy who walks around beating up stright people just for being heteros? The NYT is running a story about some kid who walked into a gay bar with a hatchet and a handgun. Why he felt it necessary to have a hatchet if he's got a pistol is beyond me, but whatever. Point is, you don't hear about any butch dykes going around blowing up straight bars and that just seems wrong to me.
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