4 Feb. 2006 - Weekend Update

Normally, I'd be too damn lazy to post something on the weekend, but this was quite goddamn funny. The army is offering relatinship advice. That's right the US Army will help enlistee's avoid marrying an asshat. "Sir, I will not sleep with that bitch. Sir!"

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And in stupid law news, I'm not going to ever go to Iowa. Not because of the anti sex toy law. I really don't care much about the law except for comedic value. I'm not not going to Iowa because I don't like Iowa.