Books I'm Reading 5) The Ninja Handbook (I Look Forward To Killing You Soon) by Douglas Sarine

http://www.amazon.com/Ask-Ninja-Presents-Handbook-Forward/dp/030740580X/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1237637587&sr=8-1

I have lots of questions and the best place to get answers is from a Ninja. Hence I'm a huge fan of the Ask A Ninja podcast. It's important to get accurate information about killing people, how to deal with three-headed, demon infested, man-eating manatees, and how to make the perfect Mojito.

the Ninja Handbook is the next best thing to having a real Ninja to ask questions of in person. Why? Well because if you work at it hard enough, you may just be good enough to break the laws of physics and become a Ninja too. Or you might just get lazy, thumb through the book then go back to Saved by the Bell reruns.

The book itself is hilarious and was another one of those diversions I've been finding important lately. So look, you can download the audio version for free, but go buy the book. It's that good. Hell, buy two copies of the book. One for you and one for your boss so you can leave it on his desk with a post-it note that says "I look forward to killing you soon!"