12 Sept. 2007 - Short Update
I'm tired tonight, not much in the way of funny but here you go:
Don't choke the chicken. They shouldn't be drinking bottled water anyway.
Motherfucking overachiever Chinese math kids. The "I can do the Calculus in my head" people are just annoying, they make the rest of us look bad.
He's got a bridge to sell you as soon as he gets out of jail.
Bees + breasts = bad.
Lots of great uses for tennis balls. I've also seen them be used to open car doors. Seriously. Google it.
-out
Don't choke the chicken. They shouldn't be drinking bottled water anyway.
Motherfucking overachiever Chinese math kids. The "I can do the Calculus in my head" people are just annoying, they make the rest of us look bad.
He's got a bridge to sell you as soon as he gets out of jail.
Bees + breasts = bad.
Lots of great uses for tennis balls. I've also seen them be used to open car doors. Seriously. Google it.
-out
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