15 Jan 2007 - Jetlagged and Tired
I got back from Dallas at 3 AM yesterday, my schedule is all jacked up. That said, here a couple more stories to add to the fun.
Before I start though, some travel tips from A Whole Lotta Nothing
I would like to offer that if the religious right is so intent on joining church and state together they move to Poland where a number of people have suggested that Jesus be named King because being King of the Jew's isn't enough, now he's got to have Poland too.
Whereas I will be moving to China where they don't have Chinese food, they just have food, and where one night stands are apparently no big thing. Ok, choose your own joke here: 1)well, they're Chinese, of course it's not very big, for that they'd have to be with someplace with more black porn stars. or 2) Which would probably increase my chances of getting laid from none to slim.
Either that or I move to Belgium and offer a breat enhancing beer to every woman I meet.
So not only are Americans fat, they've even got fat pets. Does Jenny Craig do salmon and chicken liver dinners?
Leave it to the New Yorker to tell parents all the things they didn't want to know about how much action their kids are getting. What the hell kids are these and why couldn't I meet any of them when I was a kid?
I used to teach computer science and my background and education are technically electrical engineering so I'm kind of conflicted seeing this explaination of the differencs between EE and CS. But only a little conflicted, the ending is still correct.
Before I start though, some travel tips from A Whole Lotta Nothing
I would like to offer that if the religious right is so intent on joining church and state together they move to Poland where a number of people have suggested that Jesus be named King because being King of the Jew's isn't enough, now he's got to have Poland too.
Whereas I will be moving to China where they don't have Chinese food, they just have food, and where one night stands are apparently no big thing. Ok, choose your own joke here: 1)well, they're Chinese, of course it's not very big, for that they'd have to be with someplace with more black porn stars. or 2) Which would probably increase my chances of getting laid from none to slim.
Either that or I move to Belgium and offer a breat enhancing beer to every woman I meet.
So not only are Americans fat, they've even got fat pets. Does Jenny Craig do salmon and chicken liver dinners?
Leave it to the New Yorker to tell parents all the things they didn't want to know about how much action their kids are getting. What the hell kids are these and why couldn't I meet any of them when I was a kid?
I used to teach computer science and my background and education are technically electrical engineering so I'm kind of conflicted seeing this explaination of the differencs between EE and CS. But only a little conflicted, the ending is still correct.
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