26 Aug 2007
I would quit my job too if I won a date with a pron star. Actually I would quit my job for a lot less, but I'd still take the date with a porn star
Besides, sex is a great growth business. Otherwise you wouldn't have people willing to spend 10K each year to let someone else pork their wife. Well, then again the guy is a lawyer so you never know, it could have been part of a settlement.
Which makes America a great country because is any other country women would set fire to a guys dick for messing around. In this country, they pay for it.
It's about 12:45 in the morning and it's like 90 fucking degrees in this room with about 800% humidity. I need to get one of these shirts with the built in fans. Actually, at this point, even that shirt would too warm unless it has little pockets to put dry ice in.
More amusing shit from the Defense department that makes me believe that I should be working for a goverment contractor that sends small machine parts overseas.
I used to complain about my doctor's office, having to sit for two hours in a waiting room for a Rx that wasn't even for weed. But I've never been told to just 'walk it off' after getting shot. I've actually never been shot, so I'm not sure what the real reaction would be if I did. I just like to think that my insurance would at least cover bullet removal. Then I'd spend the rest of my money to put the bullet back into a new casing and shoot it back into the motherfucker who shot me first. And a good insurance company would cover THAT too.
Besides, sex is a great growth business. Otherwise you wouldn't have people willing to spend 10K each year to let someone else pork their wife. Well, then again the guy is a lawyer so you never know, it could have been part of a settlement.
Which makes America a great country because is any other country women would set fire to a guys dick for messing around. In this country, they pay for it.
It's about 12:45 in the morning and it's like 90 fucking degrees in this room with about 800% humidity. I need to get one of these shirts with the built in fans. Actually, at this point, even that shirt would too warm unless it has little pockets to put dry ice in.
More amusing shit from the Defense department that makes me believe that I should be working for a goverment contractor that sends small machine parts overseas.
I used to complain about my doctor's office, having to sit for two hours in a waiting room for a Rx that wasn't even for weed. But I've never been told to just 'walk it off' after getting shot. I've actually never been shot, so I'm not sure what the real reaction would be if I did. I just like to think that my insurance would at least cover bullet removal. Then I'd spend the rest of my money to put the bullet back into a new casing and shoot it back into the motherfucker who shot me first. And a good insurance company would cover THAT too.
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