Tuesday, January 09, 2007

9 Jan. 2007, helpful people are nice but are stupid and so they should be fucking arrested

Like helpful drunk people for example. Like say a guy mistakes a police spot check for a broken down car and offers to help. He should get brownie points for that right?



Who knew a bra could save your life. Must be a really smart woman who realized you could wear lace body armor.



Much smarter than the helpful druggie chick who did her civic duty and reported a bad crack purchase to the cops. See what happens when bad people tell on other bad people. They both end up getting laughed at.



And so much smarter than the guy who had to call 911 on himself when he got lost in the car he stole. I mean really, if you're going to steal a car you should at least have some place to go. Otherwise steal a bus.



Only in Japan could music sooth the savage beast or get your ass thrown in jail. But in all fairness to the Japanese, nobody appreciates good music these days.



I used to do speech and debate in high school. I still coach it once in a while. But man if the BBC says that sex helps debate perhaps debate can help sex? Shit, wait, that doesn't work. Foiled by logic once again. I'll have to rely on the old methods of alcohol and lies.

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