29 Mar. 2006
I didn't actually start drinking until high school, but man how cool would it have been to have beer with your school lunch instead of milk?
As if you needed more reasons to get pissed off at lawyers for stupid lawsuits, some jackass in college is suing eHarmony because it won't let him date online until his divorce is final. Who in the fuck would want to date a lawyer online anyway. If he wanted to get laid online, "unemployed" sounds better than "attorney"
As a note to people who like to use their credit card for stupid purchases, the people at fast food restaurants are there because they can't get a real job, don't trust them with your credit card. But then some people just have to learn the hard way. Like, for example, a $4334.33 lunch at Burger King. Jackass. Hm, second thought, I'm not sure if that title better applies to the cashier or the customer.
As if you needed more reasons to get pissed off at lawyers for stupid lawsuits, some jackass in college is suing eHarmony because it won't let him date online until his divorce is final. Who in the fuck would want to date a lawyer online anyway. If he wanted to get laid online, "unemployed" sounds better than "attorney"
As a note to people who like to use their credit card for stupid purchases, the people at fast food restaurants are there because they can't get a real job, don't trust them with your credit card. But then some people just have to learn the hard way. Like, for example, a $4334.33 lunch at Burger King. Jackass. Hm, second thought, I'm not sure if that title better applies to the cashier or the customer.
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